From Carla’s belly to yours, happy holidays and food comas!


Foot Long Hot Blog is here!

Despite the fact that neither of us could ever be considered food experts (I can barely chew and breathe at the same time), myself and Carla a.k.a Carloish have decided to start a food blog. Why you ask? She likes taking pictures, I like writing words, and we both like eating.

What you WON’T find here:
•  Professional opinions based on refined palates
•  Scathing reviews of local restaurants
•  Traditional rating systems meant to judge food quality and/or presentation
•  Porn (I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try)

What you WILL find here:
•  Some pretty damn good food photos taken by Carloish with the zooming and the focusing
•  Restaurants you can probably afford to eat at since we’re both kind of broke
•  Occasional mild racism (my partner is filipino so I have a free pass)
•  Offensive language and strong opinions without merit

That’s all for now. Welcome to the Foot Long Hot Blog.
Carla & Eric

P.S. We went through many blog names before we settled on Foot Long Hot Blog. We considered, Chili Cheese Blog, Kamafoodtra, Deviled Jpeggs, Bread and Shutter, Meat and Photatoes but ultimately we went with FLHB for two reasons. It’s a bit silly and certainly dumb, which reflects the fact that we don’t consider ourselves experts and mainly just want to have fun with this. And secondly, we wanted a name that’s witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it.